THE CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED.


Our judges are now hard at work, carefully evaluating the entries below. Feel free to start guessing who will win these coveted (and cash value-less!) prizes! On March 1, our judges will vote for winners in each category, as well as Best in Show!

Monday, February 8, 2010

Don't Call Me Shirley.


Meet DCM Shirley. She's [redacted] years old, and lives with David.

"Cranky Miss Shirley, for short. 16 years ago, when I was living in Japan, I was in The Ginza, walking to the subway in the light rain, when a Geisha rushed toward me with a kitten in her arms. 'Please take this cat that a kind gentleman has given me. We are not allowed to have pets in our Geisha House.' Saying that, she thrust Miss Shirley into my arms and hurried away. Eleven years ago I brought her to Santa Fe with me. She hates the world and every living thing in it, but she thinks I walk on water and allows me to do whatever I want with her. She is really a Slumcat from the alleyways of Tokyo."

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